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hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

“People aren’t cargo, mate.”

Jack, I love you.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

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largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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davidtennantssideburns:

The only time in his life that Captain Jack had size envy

The only time in his life that Captain Jack had size envy

I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA

tardis-mind-palace:

the-potter-tardis:

davidtennantssideburns:

The only time in his life that Captain Jack had size envy

The only time in his life that Captain Jack had size envy

I JUST SPAT OUT MY TEA

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alltimeangela:

californiaaababyyy:

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

but that is only in two movies…

this just in tumblr user californiaaababyyy cannot take a joke more at 11

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cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

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cliterallysame:

I love making people who already hate me hate me more

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starkspangly:


coolfrikkinbeans:




Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

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Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

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